List of a few (narrowed-down) trends that we hate

There are innumerable articles and videos and posts on this topic out there. Yet, here we are to tell you about the trends and clothes that we hate because no matter what, hate never gets old. Continue reading because there is a solid chance that the trends you hate, we also hate. Or maybe, the trends that we hate, you follow. Sounds like a win-win to us. 

Aight so, how do we feel about jumpsuits? I love asking rhetorical questions so let me answer that for you: jumpsuits are cowardly and obnoxious. Why are you wearing a piece of fabric that should be 2 different garments? First off, it’s not an easy task for you to get into that damn jumpsuit, feet first, nor is it fun when you have to use the washroom! Just put on a pair of pants and a top separately like a grown-up. Unless you’re a sexy fireman, do not wear that jumpsuit you bought as a guilty-pleasure purchase. 

Embarrassing, Emma!

Do you happen to own a pair of pandas? Well, so does every other person who walks out of Mainstreet. It's almost funny to think that while the actual pandas are going extinct, the pandas on feet just keep growing. As long as the legacy lives on, I guess. Next time you’re looking for dunks to buy, look outside the black & white. Oh, you wanna know my favorite dunks? Medium curry, such a wonderful pair! 

No, we are not attaching a picture of pandas here.

Now that we are here, I'm gonna take this opportunity to piss off all the ‘gym bros’ who shamelessly wear compression tees & proceed to post media on twitter. I discovered a new ick of mine because of you people so thanks for that. We know you’re ripped but please don’t go around looking like you’re Salman Khan in 90s, trying to keep your shit together. Just remember you make people raise their eyebrows and feel uncomfortable when you walk into the gym wearing that tight tee that helped you beat your body dysmorphia. 

If aviators are still your choice of sunglasses, I just feel sad for you. Of all the beautiful silhouettes that are available out there, some people wear shades that cover weird proportions of their face. Only Tom Cruise gets the pass to wear aviators. Him & people who fly jets and planes. Not you, wearing those damn glasses when you go on a drive with a girl in the passenger seat who wishes you didn’t look like a creepy uncle. 

We have to make an exception; it’s pretty self-explanatory:

A “trends we hate” is never complete without hating on our beloved skinny jeans. I think people who still wear those do it for the sole purpose of pissing people off and I respect that, I mean essentially we are here to piss people off. But if it for any reason other than that, you’re a big disgrace, please do not step out of your house wearing pants that don’t even deserve the label of “pants.” Amiri skinny jeans are in the same boat, no exceptions. Your legs look like twigs bro, throw those pants away. As a subscriber of Throwing Shade, make an oath to never wear skinny jeans. 

I have no words…

On that oath, I'm gonna end my hating. This was fun, right? We are obliged and eager to know what trend/garment/style/influencer/label you hate. A justification will be appreciated but isn’t mandatory. Go on, ball’s in your court now!